Monday, April 14, 2014

Notes on the Haggadah

      • Matza
        • This flat bread avoids the decay of yeast. This is why we can use baking soda and other leavenings during Passover. It's about the yeast, and the five grains that are usually used with yeast to make bread.
        • In addition to the yeast decay symbolism, matza is also the national symbol of leaving Egypt quickly.
        • Since Egyptians invented bread (and beer) - Reject bread is a rejection of Egypt.
        • Matza continues to be used in the later sacrificial system, pure without yeast decay.
        • Why 3 Matza in the Seder? Two used in sacrificial system, and one for specialness of the Pesach sacrifice. Just like we traditionally use two challah on Shabbat - one for any standard day, and another for a holy day.

      • The 4 Sons: A general lesson in parenting.
        • Wicked - Exodus 26:27 - Parent uses fear to get the message across.
        • Doesn't Ask - Exodus 13:8 - You tell him this is for me, the individual. Open up about your own experience.
        • Simple Child - Exodus 13:14 - Parent shows the strength and wonders of God to get message across.
        • Wise Child - Deut. 6:20 - Parent tells the whole story. We were slaves, invoke gratitude for being free. Truth and gratitude.

      • Why "harden" Pharaoh's heart? Doesn't this take away free will?
        • Maimonides says it's the opposite. God strengthens Pharaoh's heart  so that he is not bullied into freeing them. He can truly make the decision he would have otherwise. The Hebrew is correctly translated as "strengthened".

      • Why 4 cups of wine? Two answers:
      • The first four acts God proclaims he will do for the Hebrews: a) I shall take you out of Egypt. b) Save you from their labor. c) I will redeem you with an outstretched arm. d) I will bring you to Me as my people.
      • We were liberated from Pharaoh's four evil decrees: a) Slavery. b) The ordered murder of all male progeny by the Hebrew midwives. c) The drowning of all Hebrew boys in the Nile by Egyptian thugs. d) The decree ordering the Israelites to collect their own straw for use in their brick production.

      • Why these Plagues?
        • Except the final plague, these are all Egyptian Gods.
        • Bloody Nile: Hapi - god of Nile
        • Frogs: Heket (Looks like a frog) - Egyptian Goddess of Fertility, Water, Renewal
        • Lice from the dust of the Earth: Geb - Egyptian God of the Earth
        • Swarms of Flies: Khepri (Looks like an Insect) - Egyptian God of creation, movement of the Sun, rebirth
        • Death of Livestock: Hathor (Looks like a Cow)- Egyptian Goddess of Love and Protection
        • Boils: Isis - Egyptian Goddess of Medicine and Peace
        • Hail: Nut - Egyptian Goddess of the Sky
        • Locusts from Sky: Seth - Egyptian God of Storms and Disorder
        • Blocking of the Sun: Ra - The Sun God
        • Killing of First Born: Pharaoh's - The Ultimate Demi-God of Egypt
        • http://inthedoghouse.hubpages.com/hub/Ten-Plagues-For-Ten-Gods

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    • Other symbols of Exodus and Freedom
      • Mezuzah - Memory of the blood on doorpost
        • Tefillin - With a mighty hand, the Lord freed us from Egypt.
          • Shabbat - Because you were slaves in Egypt, and now you remember that you are free by not laboring.
          • Friday night Kiddush -  "It is the foremost day of the holy festivals marking the Exodus from Egypt."
          • Passover is 7 days, just as Creation. It is the creation of the Hebrews as a people.
          • Egypt is all about death. Their "bible" was the "Book of the Dead". They were obsessed with the afterlife. Their great works were tombs. Some of the Pharaoh's servants were buried in their tombs. Judaism is a renunciation of Egypt and Death. We hold the Torah as a Tree of Life. 

        • Other Notes
          • Excepting the final plague, all the plagues have a plausible natural causation. The Nile turning to blood could have just been silt from up river, driving the frogs onto land and giving rise to stagnant waters and gnats. The darkness could have been a solar eclipse or a sandstorm ("A darkness that could be touched"), ash from a volcanic eruption or possibly god.There is even a theory that as Egyptian first-born children were privileged enough to sleep near the ground, a low floating toxic gas could have killed them leaving everyone else alive.  And in the same vein, the Red Sea splitting is cause by the blowing of the winds. The Egyptians could have just assumed the Hebrews got lucky. Like almost all miracles, we can choose whether to attribute them to nature alone or to the God of all nature.
          • There are entertaining moments where the Pharaoh's magicians try (and succeed for the first plagues) to make matters worse by replicating God's plagues. They proved the point, but at a cost.
          • The Temple was basically a gigantic slaughter house during Passover time.
          • The hardboiled egg is either an ancient fertility symbol that was passed on without much meaning, or the traditional food of mourners -- representing sadness of the loss of the Temples. Maybe it represents the stubbornness of the Jewish people.
          • Is this just a spring pagan holiday? Maybe, but it's what Judaism did with is that's profound. There is no drunken, nude entertainment after the meal as was traditional in a Roman meal.
          • Traditional Haggadah rarely refer to Moses. It was God that took us out of Egypt. Moses was just the messenger.
          • The Egyptians worshiped their livestock - and to slaughter a lamb and eat it was an affront to Egypt. The Hebrew families had to do this in order to not be killed by the Angel of Death. There may very well have been some that were to scared to mark their doorposts and thus had their first-born killed like the Egyptians.
          • Blood in the Torah represents life, not death. To smear the blood on the door posts is to counter the Angel of Death with life.
          • "Let My people go that they may serve Me." The Hebrews were freed in order to pursue a mission, to bring the Torah and God's Laws to the world. Being free isn't enough. One must make use of this freedom to pursue goodness.




        Friday, October 19, 2012

        The Unknown Story of Noach

        What do you all remember about the story of Noach?

        What do you think of? Flood. Rainbow. Dove. Me. Olive Branch. Ark Thing. Two by Two. Bill Cosby.

        What are the lessons learned? The birth of rainbows? That if we aren’t moral that we will all drown? That Noach forgot the unicorn? That it ain’t going to flood no more no more?

        Well, there are obviously many aspects of the story that you forgot or never learned!

        So -- let’s look at some forgotten lessons and some intriguing details derived straight from the text. I sat down and read this so you don't have to! (You're welcome.)
        Let's go over the serious stuff first. All this deep thinking will be over with soon -- don't worry.

        1. The first thing we read is that Noach is a righteous and whole-hearted man. At least… for his generation. Now the Torah says that he walked with God, and that sounds pretty darn good, but notably it says later that Abraham walked ‘In front of God’… as an older, more mature child has the freedom to walk ahead of his dad. Noach, and the rest of mankind at that point, just doesn’t have that moral maturity yet.

        Maybe if Noach had lived a couple hundred years more, he could have walked in front. But he only got to 600. 

        Now we’re only a few chapters into the Bible, but the commenting Rabbi’s are already asking whether ethical behavior should be based on one’s circumstances or not. Was Noach only a good person in comparison to all the other depraved, despicable, disgusting, decrepit people God was about to kill? Or would he have still been outstandingly righteous if he had been born into a better environment with better role models?

        2. God says that “All flesh had corrupted their way upon the earth.” All flesh. That includes animals. What had the animals done? Some Rabbis say they had become more violent. But Noach wasn’t told to go out and find two of all the peaceful animals.

        I’m not saying there isn’t an answer to this or the other questions I pose here, but for now I’m just asking.

        3. Alright. Concerning the building the Ark -- all straight from the Bible. It was 3 stories with a door in the side, roof in the top (for the giraffe head?). There was some sort of mysterious ‘light’ stone that was placed up top inside. No one now really knows what that was. The ark was split up into separate nests for all the animals. He apparently had to cover the entire inside and outside with tree resin too. Where he got that many trees in the middle of the desert, I don’t know.

        And of course, the Ark was measured in cubits. What’s a cubit? About 18 inches apparently.

        4. Now, he had to get two of all the animals. It doesn’t say how long he had to do this, but heck. How hard could that be? The logistics obviously weren’t important. Waste of space in the Torah. What would you learn from it?

        But that wasn’t all! For the ‘clean’ animals, he needed 7 pairs. The speculation is that these animals were for sacrifice, but there hadn’t been any sacrifices in the Bible yet. Nor had man eaten meat yet, at least officially, so clean in the kosher sense wasn’t important.

        5. He got into the Ark and the ‘windows of heaven’ opened. Scholars say that the ancient people thought that the blue heaven was a big pool of water that the sky dome kept out. So, it was pretty easy to open some windows up top and flood the earth for 40 days.

        6. I think at this point, as the rest of the human race was dying, Noach’s sons' wives must have been thinking their mothers were wrong! They married into the right family after all!

        7. And what about the sea animals? They hadn’t become increasingly violent like the land animals? Eh, life isn’t fair. They had gills. I assume they lived.

        8. Time period. 40 Days and Nights, and then another 90 or so days. That’s a long time! To be couped up feeding animals massive amounts of food. Oh, did I mention that God commanded him to get all the food for himself and the animals too? That’s a lot of food, but probably not as good as what we’re having tonight.

        9. Noach means ‘calm’. That’s why he sent out a dove, right? Peaceful? Well… that was his second choice. He actually sent out a Raven first, a bird of prey, a predator. Where would the modern peace movement be today if that Raven had succeeded?

        10. The olive branch. EXCEPT, it just wasn’t an olive branch. It was a little olive leaf. There wasn’t time for a tree to grow! But I guess I understand why we have the misconception. Sunday school book artists don’t want to draw a dove with a little leaf hanging from its mouth. It just doesn’t look cool.

        11. Noach offered the first sacrifice. Interestingly enough, God didn’t tell him to. He did it on his own. Sacrifice was of human invention.

        12. Now, I apologize to any vegetarians out there, but this story also marks the end of Biblical vegetarianism. “Every moving thing that liveth shall be food for you.” And, Noach wasn’t Jewish and didn’t keep kosher, so he could even have all the bacon, shrimp cheeseburgers on a sesame bun during Passover that he wanted.

        13. Noach planted the first Vineyard and was the first Biblical person to get drunk.

        14. He was also the first angry drunkard after his highly non-kosher son, Ham, saw him without clothing and gossiped to his brothers about it. Know this story? It tends to be left out of school books. There may also be some darker sexual things going on, not spelled out word for word. Maybe it's a good thing it's not in the kid books.


        So, concluding the parsha, Noach’s kids had many generations of kids. Just as Adam and Eve, his family was told also to ‘Be fruitful and multiply”. And before the portion concludes, some offspring are already Babbling on about some tower, and one of them down the line a little ways was named Abram.

        Shabbat Shalom, Y'all!

        Wednesday, February 22, 2012

        Reading: A Waste of Time



        It may be a tad counter to my purposes to write a column arguing that reading is a waste of time. But as do most intriguing titles, this one has a qualification. Overall, I find in my own life that reading for its own sake – ‘simple reading’ -- is not generally a productive use of my time. But there is another way. Reading for a purpose – ‘reactionary reading’.

        First, what is this so-called simple reading?

        It is a hobby, or at worst, a form of procrastination. Instead of creating something, tangible or intangible, we fill our minds with information that feels good and that we will probably never use again.

        If you’ve picked a worthy work of fiction, it is an enjoyable endeavor. It can make you genuinely happy,  it can pass the time, and it can provide a topic of conversation with  your neighbor on the subway. These are worthy reasons, and I often use them to justify those enjoyable diversions throughout the year. But after a time the plot details become fuzzy, and those interesting tidbits of fact will be forgotten.

        Maybe fiction is not your love, and you’d rather fill your head with scientific facts and interesting anecdotes from history. I certainly enjoy my reflexive education and value the time I sit reading. But if you are anything like me, soon all that knowledge so enthusiastically inscribed in your head will fade with the ink of the mind. You're left with nothing.


        My true point is not that you shouldn’t read. Reading is crucial for our modern economy and for the educated citizen. But to squeeze the most out of a book, you must become a reactionary reader, one who allows text to stimulate action.

        What do I mean?
        This column is an example. I was reading an intriguing analysis of online marketing and public relations today when it struck me that I learn so much and so rarely apply it. I decided to write, to jump back on the bandwagon of personal PR. I allowed the ideas to spur me to action. Reading as inspiration.

        If you’re reading a work of fiction (however trivial), write a response – if only for your own records. Forevermore, you’ll have a summary that will allow you to recall the book with greater ease and remember your thought processes.

        Sure, there is some inherent good to simple reading. It isn’t watching television or surfing YouTube. It can allow you to take a break from a harsh reality, to find some solace. It can develop your vocabulary and lead to a familiarity with different writing styles. And it can provide the foundations for further education, especially for youth.

        But there comes a point when pure education need end and action and creation need begin. A point to transform reading from a pleasurable activity to a useful activity. A point when your personal edification helps enlighten others, or at least spurs thought.

        This is not a novel idea. Why require term papers and theses if society is only interested in what information you have accumulated over the years? Why do employers seem far more interested in your previous accomplishments than your library? Information retention and memory is easily tested with multiple choice exams. But these tests are useless to society.
        It is your actions, creations, and synthesizations that are truly valuable.

        Expend a bit of effort and become a reactionary reader. Instead of stewing over that latest political article, write an argument in response to strengthen or weaken the position. If you read a work on revolutionary France, create a YouTube speech summarizing the important points. Maybe a bit of poetry strikes you as exceedingly profound; try to explain your enthusiasm to a friend – more power to you.

        Not only will you remember and understand the ideas better, you can influence others in the process and record the effect of a text on your mind.
        React,
                Yaffe

        Friday, January 27, 2012

        Buffett's Specious Argument

        I am growing rather tired of seeing Warren Buffett in the news – not because I have disdain for the man. In fact, I rather admire his past, developing an investment empire from the application of Benjamin Graham’s theory concerning undervalued companies. It was not just a matter of picking ‘lucky’ stocks, but getting down and dirty building companies he purchased. He certainly earned his living.

        But while Buffett is a business genius, he lacks political perception in this instance.

        The example he uses – and the President employed this week in his State of the Union address – has little relevance to a typical American or even a ‘standard’ millionaire. Buffett, garnering the majority of his income from capital gains and dividends of his equity enterprise Berkshire Hathaway, is taxed at a lower rate than his secretary who derives her income from salary. He fails to mention there are very few Americans that make their living from investment income.

        Even ruthless stock brokers working for the top investment firms make their living from transaction commissions – taxed as normal income. And while there are CEO’s that have highly valued stock options, their substantial salary is still taxed at normal rates. No, Buffett is an anomaly when it comes to earning a living.

        There some other factors that Buffett  and others overlook. First of all, investment dividends have already been taxed once due to our system of double taxation. All corporations on the stock exchange, by definition, have their income taxed at high federal and state rates before being distributed as dividends or retained for future use. Thus, while some of Buffett’s income is taxed at a lower dividend rate, he receives much less than he would have because the government already took a share. A hidden tax.

        Second, while salary consists of a contractually determined sum to be paid on a timely basis, investment income is subject to high levels of risk. While capital gains are not directly taxed twice, the mechanism that makes capital gains possible involves tying up money in the market for an indefinite period of time, exposing funds to high levels of risk. Capital gain income is a reward for taking on risk and this need be recognized in the argument. Buffett could lose a huge portion of his wealth in a stock market crash while his secretary continuously receives a salary.

        Yes, it's true that Buffett’s secretary’s salary is taxed at a higher rate. But she has an equal opportunity to risk her money in the stock market.  She could quit her job, place her savings in the hands of the market, reap lower-taxed capital gains in the future and live out the rest of her life investing. The benefits of capital gains are not limited to billionaires.
        So, the real question is whether we should alter our system in order to target those rare investors who by wit and incredible luck are able to make money directly from the markets.

        I, for one, do not wish to interfere with the vast majority of Americans, rich or poor, that look to investment income to grow their hard earned salary over many years, for purposes of retirement, schooling, and other life goals.

        Buffett is wholly unrepresentative of how Americans support their families and his example should be thrown out as a useless non-sequitur.


        Yaffe





        Wednesday, July 20, 2011

        The Value of a Plane Ticket

        I will quickly offer a brief explanation --  and if I may be so presumptuous (and I have my doubts), an apology – for not writing in many months. I have been busy soaking up new experiences, but a more accurate excuse lies in the lack of deadlines, external or internal. If only the muse move, my writing doth not improve.

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        In slightly less than a month, I will be headed off to India. I will be meeting my friend (Clive) in New Delhi and we will subsequently be traveling with the vaguest of plans for an entire month. The goal at this point is to see as much as possible in that time,  journeying far and wide, in all directions, instead of plumbing all the tourist secrets in a small region.

        More content will be posted during the trip and after the trip, but what I wish to discuss now is the justification of such a pricey venture. This trip is expensive. The plane ticket is the largest cost, even with a bit knocked off via credit card points. But this cost is rivaled by the lost opportunity of making tens upon tens of dollars over 30 days of unpaid vacation. Follow this up with a few hundred for an Indian visa, travel insurance, doctor’s appointments and prescription malaria pills, hostels, food, domestic transportation, and a few gifts. 

        What could possibly justify these expenses? I submit it’s not the direct tangible costs of plane fuel, constricted leg room, and less-than-gourmet food options. Nor do I suspect the value lies in the high-probability of food poisoning, theft, or insect bites. What then?

        Well, memories are certainly key. Stories are invaluable, especially if they involve coincidentally meeting someone you know in another country, or if the experience was especially brutal. (“So there was this one time I suffered greatly in China… Not that that's historically unique...") A good story can illustrate a point, divert from small talk, and lure people into viewing your photos (just to insure you weren't lying).


        Ah yes. No trip would be the same without said photo album. I admit it would be devastating to lose trip photos, such expressive, detailed reminders and visual communicators. I would pay a good deal to recover my images, each one carrying part of a story slowly fading from my mind.

        At my age, other travel benefits include living on bare minimums, in countries with favorable exchange rates. Hostel life, street food, experiencing striking independence, and self-direction in another nation. In later years, I may resort to resorting, maybe, but only if I pursue 'educationally productive' trips now.


        Better Photographed Than Eaten
        And don't forget to count the calories. In a country with exotic food, every meal is an adventure. When there's a translator present, it's nice to know what it being consumed. But other times, it's better photographed and skipped altogether. One may also return home with new culinary abilities, such as pompously deeming foreign food inauthentic and commenting loudly that it was much better while traveling. Highly valuable.


        I am also interested in establishing other countries as ‘real’. It’s quite a different thing to look at a map, watch a documentary, or hear stories, than to experience touching moments. Talking to and connecting with locals enunciates the difference in world views and reveals cultural viewpoints. For example, seeing firsthand how close the Lebanese-Israeli border is -- where rockets were launched in 2006 -- sheds light on the reality of Israeli survival. International politics become real.


        I find that stepping away from home also lends the mind to new thoughts, plans, and goals. Retreating and pondering what is truly important and worth living for. Leaving the roat and routine, taking walks under the stars, across the world from those important players in my life. Rethinking theology and philosophy with an attempt to fit the novel into my established mental framework; sometimes, the framework needs to be altered. It’s a moving aspect I now pursue once a year.

        And then there is the return. Gratitude to God for returning to loved ones and for the good life we live in America. Back to a home that feels slightly foreign at first. Memories and stories pour out to others over the following months, dwindling little by little with passing weeks. The influence of the trip fades away, leaving only a potent lesson or two, always fresh in mind.

        Recalling past trips, I now publicly admit addiction to this yearly venture. There is so much of the world to see, so many places to enrich life and befriend beyonderful fellow humans.

        In the end, the plain costs are much less than the invaluable nature of travel.

        Be Good,
        Enjoy Life,
        Yaffe


        Beyonderful: Beyond wonderful.




        Thursday, March 3, 2011

        The Other Side Of The Counter

        In the last few weeks, I have secured a job at a coffee distribution location. 
        This column’s picture reminds me of the company of which I am currently employed, but is not the same one. (In fact, I’m sure ‘Vienna Coffee’ violates US trademark laws, but it is conveniently displayed in China.) From the limited legal research I’ve done in the company policy guidebook, I am allowed to discuss my job, minus any trade secrets. And given that I only have positive sentiments and experiences to share, I would be mortified if there were ill consequences.
        Photo Credit: Noah Yaffe

        But why not engage in a bit of Roman à clef – the practice of erecting a fictional façade over a real event by changing names and some details.

        I have been employed with SuperNovaMaleDeer for about a week now. I was lucky to secure the last employment spot at this store, one of the most enjoyable locations to work, by all accounts. Friendly, fun, and competent manager, supervisors, and co-workers. Beautiful location, pleasant customers, and wonderful indoor ambiance. I applied to 5 different locations, and this is the only one that was hiring at the time. I even know two of the new hires, and the third is a quality human being as well.

        I lucked out.

        If you encountered my first column, written shortly after college graduation and before employment, I desired work at a coffee shop in order to make a product myself, sell it, interact with customers, engage in teamwork, work regular hours, along with other benefits. My experience is so far living up to my lofty expectations.

        After choosing to work here, ignoring the prospect of a more lucrative job in sales, I was enthusiastically embraced by the manager, and invited with the other new hires to the sales meeting and potluck. My first interaction with co-workers was tasting coffee and food samples, attentively listening to jargon I did not understand (still may not…), and hanging out for a few hours talking. I found social connections within the group -- from high school, violin, and karate – and hit it off by delivering homemade crème puffs. The voluminous food vessels were indeed lucky to encapsulate my crème puffs, if I do say so myself.

        With this social introduction, my first day at work was quite comfortable. I only slept for two hours the evening before, due to subconscious excitement I believe, but I was determined to do my best regardless of sleep. (It’s even on my resume – “Have remained civil for many a week while tending to unruly band students.”)

        I worked two days out of training books along with some routine cleaning, and watched co-workers skillfully do their jobs, biding my time to get into the action. It wasn’t a long bide, but it feels like I’ve worked there for weeks already.

        Well, today was that day of action. And mostly it was trial by fire -- or hot steam. I’ve heard it both ways.

        After a touch of book work, I made my first latte and cappuccino using store machines, a device far superior to the 20+ year old deal I’ve used in the past. I haven’t made any drinks for customers yet, mind you. Probably tomorrow. But rather intriguing anyway.

        This practice run was all well and good, but I was soon thrown onto the register. I’ve never been in front of a cash register in my life. I’m not proud waiting so long, especially given the relative difficulty of managing the menu; I believe there are literally millions of drink combinations available. But I’m glad I didn’t skip this experience and find some obscure economic desk job.

        (Note: I’m so very grateful that the register told how much change to return. I can ace multivariable calculus tests, but addition and subtraction has been some ten years out of frequent practice.)

        Yes. I reached my goal of finally colliding with the consistent working population. And I absolutely love it. I want to do the work. (Heck, I’d do homework free of charge if they let me. Until recently, I paid to do homework.) I know it will become increasingly difficult, but I welcome the challenge.

        I am already finding myself a touch more friendly and outgoing with strangers, ready to say hello to anyone that walks in the door. I am already learning mechanical labor skills that could transfer to other restaurants or business positions. I am already realizing the massive amount of small tasks and systemic procedures necessary to keep a successful business afloat. I am already seeing the desirable qualities in co-workers.

        It’s a good job. And I’m going to enjoy it to the fullest. It feels good to be employed and see the world from the other side of the counter.

        Be Good,
        Enjoy Life,
        Yaffe

        Thursday, February 17, 2011

        The Present Value Of Your Future

        The Following Is A Full Feature Piece, Just Be Warned:

        Flames lick the sides of overturned cars. The smell of burning rubber and tear gas penetrates the dense, grey air. High school and college students with makeshift weapons scream at the top of their lungs, law enforcement barely keeping the riot contained. Chaos reigns.

        The government obviously earned this, though. They increased the age of retirement by two years, the most heinous of all crimes. And now the young citizens of France demand retribution.

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        In late October of 2010, the Sarkozy government instituted a reform to increase the age of retirement in France by two years, from 60 to 62 years of age. Though some 70% of the French population are said to be weary of the reforms, according to a French research poll, the role of youth is particularly surprising. This segment of the population is 40-45 years away from retirement, many of them still minors, yet they are disturbed by what is happening to retirement.

        In the U.S., we haven’t seen this kind of outrage or violence, and we should denounce such actions as irresponsible and dangerous to civil discourse. But we can learn something from the passion of France’s youth. Our youth need to become aware of their uncertain future, and, more importantly, aware of what they can do about it. With simple financial planning in high school or college, this country’s retirement problems can be solved within a generation.

        Benefits on a Precipice
        Retirement has never been so uncertain in the history of the United States. In the early days of the Republic, people worked their entire lives, had grown children to support them, or let disease and early demise free them of choice altogether.  Intent on providing support for widows and other low-income individuals, the FDR administration altered this in the 20th century, sweeping in a retirement safety net with the Social Security Act of 1935. Congress eventually expanded coverage to include all citizens. Social security has some complex specifics that were included to keep the system running smoothly, providing the necessary funds. For example, the age one can start receiving full retirement benefits depends on the year of birth. And before reaching full retirement age, one can collect partial payments based on their income, lower income individuals receiving more.

        Unfortunately, the system escaped its initial constraints. The age of first benefit reception wasn’t indexed with life expectancy, and people continued living longer. Many wealthy individuals, who either continue to earn high incomes or just draw from saving accounts, still collect benefits. And the aging ‘baby boomer’ population is exacerbating the situation.

        Social Security, as it stands today, has evolved into a Ponzi-esque structure, where current tax payers are supplying the funds for current retirees. If the rate of population growth was increasing or even stable this would hardly be a problem, because there would be more tax payers than recipients. However, this is not the case. We are instead witnessing the flipside of Zero-Population Growth, the policy of reducing the birth rate in order to increase GDP per capita and raise the quality of life. Without enough young taxpayers the system will collapse.

        As journalist Mitchell Zuckoff writes in “Ponzi's Scheme”, Charles Ponzi didn’t intend harm or malice, and he even tried to mitigate damages instead of taking his earnings and fleeing. Ponzi got in over his head. The U.S. government may now be in a similar position. While Social Security likely won’t fail altogether, reduction of benefits or increase of the retirement age will be required to keep it afloat.

        With all the trouble the politicians are in, they are not the sole players in this losing game. Small-Businesses and Large-Corporations alike play a significant role. Pensions are now just a memory, few companies offering fixed income payments at retirement. Fewer firms are independently investing in employee 401K’s and many are not even matching savings by employees.

        These changes make a certain amount of economic sense given that younger workers have a much larger tendency to switch jobs than their older counterparts. Companies are not willing to guarantee benefits to employees who leave after four months of labor. The situation is far from ideal, but there seems to be no good incentive for companies to institute some novel approach to retirement.

        Thus as it stands, there is no institution solution in sight, from government and corporation.

        Taking Matters Into Our Own
         Non-Violent Hands
        As a recent college graduate, I am particularly interested in what I can do to take away the uncertainty of retirement. What actions can someone my age due to prepare in the face of fraying safety nets?

        Quite a lot.

                    After scrounging around and researching different procedures, I have determined a decent path that is both flexible and plausible. In fact, I am in the process of starting an account for myself in order to experience and address any concerns readers may have.

        A sustainable plan revolves around the familiar concept of compounding interest rates. Compounding truly works magic when leveraged with time. And while students and recent graduates may not have extensive funds, they certainly have time.

        For an example of compounding, money invested in a savings account will accumulate interest, and then this new amount in the account (principle plus interest) will accumulate more interest. This interest on interest is the compounding effect, which has a big impact on how fast money grows.

        The effect of dividends works in much the same way, as long as dividends are reinvested back into the stock market. Mutual funds, for example, will payout dividends quarterly from the stocks it holds. Dividends can then be automatically reinvested, buying more shares of the fund. More shares mean more dividends as each share is entitled to a certain percentage of dividends.

        An important tool and concept, but how does one utilize this information? Save some money, move it into some type of personal IRA retirement account, and make sure the IRA is invested in a vehicle with decent returns. It’s simpler than it sounds.

        Saving Our Retirement
                    At $10 an hour working 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year, you would take home $17,000 every year ($20,000 gross, 15% Federal bracket). This isn’t much, but if one is young living expenses are likely low. If at age 16 they put aside $1000 a year in a market mutual fund earning an average return of 10%, they would have about $1.8 million dollars in a retirement account at age 70.

                    Assuming an inflation rate of 3%, the real value of this money is around $500,000. This certainly isn’t as impressive, but the interest alone on this money is $25,000 a year in 2010 dollars (assuming a bond paying 5% annually).

                    What about a high school student or college student? Would they realistically be able to scrounge up the necessary funds? Given that most high school students are supported by their parents, they have little to no expenses of their own. If they were to garner a part-time or summer job, they could easily earn a $1000 to put away every year. In a society that apparently values consumerism, it may be difficult to convince a young person to put that much away per year, but it is within reach financially. It’s the equivalent of a $4 cup of coffee, 5 days a week.

                    As for a college student dealing with tuition, living expenses, and student loans, it is not as feasible for them to save. This is alright as the education is a human capital investment in itself, resulting in a higher income and a greater ability to save after four or more years. College is a good investment.

        Take, for example, one 18 year old that immediately joins the workforce after high school and a peer that goes to college for 4 years. If we assume the worker saves $1000 for the rest of his life, he will have $1.5 million at age 70.

        In contrast, the student goes to college for 4 years, gets a job paying twice as much, pays off some loans, and now has the ability to save more. If the student saves nothing for the first 6 years but puts away $2000 a year thereafter, she will have $1.7 million at age 70.

        This method is a powerful and simple path to stable retirement, regardless of what happens with government or business options. But even if you were to make this commitment, where do you put the money and how do you set up the account?

        IRA’s and Mutual Funds
                    An IRA, Individual Retirement Account, is a fund with special tax properties, as defined by the Federal government. Instead of investing directly into stocks, bonds, mutual funds, or even precious metals, it is beneficial to encapsulate the funds in an IRA to save on taxes.

        There are two versions of IRA’s, Traditional and Roth, with some similar properties. Neither of them allow withdrawals before the age of 59 ½ without a 10% penalty. The maximum contribution per year for IRA’s, Roth and Traditional combined, is $5000. Only earned income can be added to the account, and thus gifts, lottery winnings, and investment interest cannot be used. Money can be withdrawn before the age of 59 ½ if it is for higher education expenses, or if used by a first-time homeowner as a down payment on a house ($10,000 maximum). One key difference separates Roth and Traditional IRA’s though.

        For a Roth, taxes are paid up front and never again. (You would have to pay these taxes anyway if you spent the money, so saving it instead is no penalty.) Once in the Roth, interest, dividends, and capital gains are not taxable. This is a huge advantage as all the money remains in the account to collect interest, as we will soon observe. At retirement, the money is withdrawn without taxes.

        For a Traditional, there are no taxes upfront at all. Like the Roth, the money accrues tax free, the huge advantage. At withdrawal however, dues have to be paid, taxed at your tax bracket in retirement.
        Generally for a young investor, a Roth IRA is the superior vehicle because tax rates are lower as a student than they will be at retirement. A middle-age couple at the height of their earning potential would instead find helpful the tax-deferral of a Traditional IRA as they expect to have a lower bracket as they enter retirement.

        Let us again examine the 18 year old worker that invests $1000 yearly. If it were in a regular fund, taxes would be paid yearly on the earnings, and there would be less money to compound. The effects are significant. At age 70, he will have $1.2 million in a regular taxable account, but if he had invested in a Traditional IRA he would have $1.4 million. A Roth IRA would yield $1.5 million, all else held constant.

        How does one open a Roth IRA though? Almost all financial institutions have these accounts, from credit unions to online brokerage firms. I recommend the mutual fund company Vanguard because of low yearly expenses, lack of transaction fees, and load-free funds. An account can be opened with as little as $1000 in their STAR mutual fund, or $3000 in most other funds. More can be added on a monthly or yearly basis from your local bank without charge. (Just ask them to use the Automated Clearing House system instead of a wire transfer.) Vanguard’s website is simple to navigate and the process to open a Roth account is straightforward, with quality customer service.

        As far as the taxes go, when filing your Federal tax form in April, just report how much you added to your IRA’s for the previous year.

        Once the money is in the account, it can be moved around penalty-free due to the tax-free nature of IRA’s. Normally, each sale of a mutual fund would result in taxable capital gains, but not under IRA provisions. After $3000 is accumulated, one can invest in a total market mutual fund, owning a piece of every stock in the U.S.

        Over the course of its history, the US stock market has averaged 10% a year, the figure used in previous examples. This average even includes the Great Depression and all other recessions. If one were to retire during the Great Depression, however, they would be out of luck, whereas if they waited till after WWII, they would have again been in decent shape. The lesson here is that youth can invest in riskier accounts because they have time for a recession to turn around. As they get older though, they should start holding more bonds than stocks to decrease the variance and risk. As we are talking about a young person here, it makes sense to start with the large majority in stocks.

        As the years go on, one can continue adding a consistent amount of money to the IRA, in good and bad times, to hopefully earn the historical average of 10%. Make sure capital gains and dividends are being reinvested into your fund.
        Now wait for retirement.

        Best Case Scenario
        What if the government gets their act together and social security is fine? What if businesses have a change of heart and start supplying generous pensions? Well, Social Security certainly doesn’t cover the full cost of retirement, nor usually do pensions. Savings are still essential to the equation: The more saved, the more luxury you can afford and the earlier you can retire.

        In the interim, you have not only purchased a comfortable future but also the peace of mind that your future is secure. And as mentioned before, $10,000 can be used for the purchase of a house without penalty, and more can be withdrawn with a penalty in an emergency.

        So save the money you were going to spend on arson, and open a retirement account.

        Be Good,
        Enjoy Life,
        Yaffe